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Old 04-01-2007, 08:57 PM
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Default Got A Limerick ?

We've all heard them.......hundreds of them. I know I "ain't heard 'em all". I thought it would be a hoot if we got a few posted. And.......if you can, write new ones ( fishing related or not ), I'll start with something old and see where it goes.

On the boobs of a broad named Gail
was tattooed the price of her tail
for the sake of the blind
on her behind
was the same information in Braille

go for it.....Joe Wiz
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:18 PM
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There once was this fellow name wiz
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:42 AM
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There was a large man from old Boston
who bought himself a new Austin
he had room for his ass , and a gallon of gas
but his "grapes" hung out so he lost 'em


.....99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.....
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:42 AM
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A senorita who came from Madras
had a beautiful ass
not pretty and pink
as though you might think
but, was gray , had long ears and ate grass


.......light travels faster than sound......that's why some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:47 AM
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The spring thaw has brought out the bait
on the skunk pier where fishing is great
I'll just question you, please
as you fire up the cheese
just how do you fondue a skate?
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:45 AM
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LMAO,, that last one was great Joe
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:41 PM
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Surfmen dressed like Darth Vaders
picture themselves the Shore's raiders
with equipment so manly
and standing quite tanly
who'd know that they'd peed in their waders?
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:55 PM
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1)down in alabama where the miners shoveled coal
one miner shoveled it up another miners hole.

They took him to the hospital where he breathed his last.
He died of constipation with a shovel up his ass.





2)There once was a man from mo-pass
who had balls made of fine brass

in stormy weather they'd clang together
and sparks would fly out of his ass.


3)There once was a vampire named mable
who's periods were very unstable

one night on a fullmoon
she took out a spoon

and ate herself out on the table.



4)there once was a fisherman named rob
who's goal was to catch a hog

he took out his pole
at the isle of shoals

and without any luck
it started to suck

i'm going home...f*** it
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Old 04-04-2007, 09:49 PM
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Well Holy Sheepdip There's a couple I ain't heard LMAO
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Old 04-05-2007, 04:26 AM
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A tough old duck hunter named Zack
had the flu but still paddled out back
a big sneeze and a cough
made the 12 guage go off
and put two new drains in his yak
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:23 AM
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Old 04-05-2007, 05:58 PM
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There once was a horny Marine
who invented a screwing machine
concave and convex
satisfied any sex
but oh what a bastard to clean
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Old 04-06-2007, 08:54 AM
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On the first bite he coughed, gagged and sputtered
"Too much bait in the freezer" she'd muttered
He had a strong hunch
when she'd made him his lunch
his sandwich had been " peanut " buttered






5 shelves in my upright freezer and only the bottom one is dedicated to bait. I thought that was reasonable
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Old 04-06-2007, 05:16 PM
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One thing about fishing I hate

is not all the boredom and wait

it's heading for shore

with a story so poor

cause the biggest thing hooked was your bait!
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Old 04-07-2007, 09:26 AM
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A braggard ( who all the fish fear )
made the whole gang grin ear to ear
you could tell by his stance
he'd crapped in his pants
from the bunker oil slipped in his beer
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