Ah Mr. Grump. but we have a solution
Emperor 400 fish tank filter and tubing
Or use a power head and an air stone.
30 -50 gallon Pickle barrel
Dozen or so pictures of St Patrick
Go to the corner diner and ask the greek owner if he'll part with one of those pickle barrells he throws the customer pickles back into after they are left uneaten. You may have to persuade him with a saw buck - or at the very least purchase a filafel or two. These may even come in handy for lunch break while digging the hole under the porch. The hole you can throw the land lady in it if she gives you a hard time.
Strip down one of the fish tanks laying empty in the garage. Take the emporer 400 air filter and the tubing. Or go to walmart and get a power head and an air stone with enough tubing.
Now heres the hard part- that i disavow all responsibility from in any way shape or form.
Fill the tank with water and plug it in.
If all goes well thus far. (you and the eels are still alive and the house isnt on fire).
Nail the photos of St. Patrick on all the entranceways in the building.
Heres a picture of one that 5/0 had done this past summer. Post # 8.
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