HAHAH tahts great! Another awesome thing to do is this...
IF you have a bird feeder hanging off a tree or something, with one of those sloping metal poles, take some Canola Oil, put it on some paper towel, and slather it on right when it starts to slope down. Squirrels will go down on it, slide down it, hold on for dear life, and eventually fall to the ground. Its funny as hell!