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Old 04-06-2008, 06:11 AM
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AUG. 1
Fixed up our new home in the Poconoes. It is so beautiful here.
The town is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered
with snow. I LOVE IT HERE

OCT. 14
This town has to be the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This
must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.

NOV. 11

Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such
an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope
it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 2

It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.

DEC. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F***ing Snowplow!

DEC. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!

DEC. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. Mother efin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on this f**in ice.

DEC. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere. The car is
buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

JAN. 1
Happy Freekin New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 efin inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his efin head.

JAN. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and I hit the ****************er. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November.

Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe the body is rotting away from all the freekin salt they keep dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.

MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their right efin mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Pennsylvania.
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Old 04-07-2008, 07:31 AM
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Aint it the truth!
For some, leave the beauty of the winter landscape to a pictue in your living room, where you are wearing bermuda shorts in December.
Me, I love how a good snow storm concentrates the Deer in areas where they can still find food and shelter from the deep snow. It makes filling the meat freezer that much easier.
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:46 PM
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sounds a lot like new england this past where to pahk the f**in cahhhhh
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