StriperSteve's Big Day!

[Brandon-K]

Just thought I would post some vasectomy :shock: jokes to cheer Steve up.

[Striper777]

LOL. poor steve that must hurt like a devil

[Fish-Aholic]

all I have to say is OUCH!!!!!

[Stripersteve]

yup feel like I been kicked REAL HARD, just a constant ache

[zimno1]

STEVE wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles." "The bad news is they're under your pillow....

[zimno1]

So after his vasectomy. steve goes into the clinic for his semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out--and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. 15 minutes later the steve finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

[Stripersteve]

stop already I can't take all this laughing

[zimno1]

steve checked into the hospital for his vasectomy, looking forward to years of care-free sex. Unfortunately, the medical student assigned to perform the procedure castrates him instead, distracted by thoughts of the meeting he has set up with the assisting nurse for later that afternoon. When the steve comes to, he is confronted by a troop of doctors assembled to break the terrible news. "Oh, nooooo!," he wails, in a voice rather higher than before. "I will never experience another erection!" "Nonsense," says the chief surgeon. "You will experience many, many more erections. They just won't be yours!"

[zimno1]

While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of steves balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.

later, steve returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."

[zimno1]

steve took one of the mexicans he has mowing his lawn to join him in a vasectomy What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?......A dry Martinez.

[Stripersteve]

I'm still sitting her laughing my ass off

[zimno1]

Some newly married friends(steve) were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while steve said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until steve thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

[zimno1]

steves favorite drink is now






DRY SACK ON THE ROCKS!

[merrillizer]

LMFAO. I jus shat.

[Striperjim]

Zims boat? Huh steve.