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Old 02-03-2009, 11:13 PM
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sung to the beverly hillbillies

censored - Im a loser baby why dont ya kill me



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Old 02-04-2009, 08:40 PM
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Sung to the tune of
Camptown Races


We all know hes a funny bloke
Doo-da, doo-da
But he can fish its no joke
Oh, de doo-da day

Bunker and clam yosemite sam
Doo-da, doo-da
Tins and wood whenever he can
Oh, de doo-da day

Knowing hes fished all night
Knowing he works all day
I bet my money on a fat old bag
Its not his fault he's gay

Catching fishies with his fly
Doo-da, doo-da
he really is quite the guy
Oh, de doo-da day

Driving a hoopdie to the pier
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
The trunk of his is packed with gear
Oh! de doo-dah day!

Knowing hes fished all night
Knowing he works all day
I bet my money on a fat old bag
Its not his fault he's gay

(instrumental)


Blues and skates they have no chance
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
When he brings his rod to dance
Oh! de doo-dah day!

But If he had a brain with a cell
Doo-da, doo-da
he might just have some couth pray tell
Oh, de doo-da day

Knowing hes fished all night
Knowing he works all day
I bet my money on a fat old bag
Its not his fault he's gay
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Old 02-04-2009, 09:53 PM
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can't censor me, it's up in the blue room limerick battle thread.....
sorry, i forgot to delete these after i realized it wasn't the one in the blue room



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Old 02-06-2009, 03:25 PM
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Sung to the tune of
This old man

This old man, he played one
He played wack wack on zims bum
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played two
He played knick-knack on zims shoe
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played three
He played yank yank on his tree
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played four
He played wack wack on zims sore
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played five
He played wack-wack on zims hide
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played six
He played yank on the ugly stik
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played seven
He played wack wack up in heaven
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played eight
He played wack wack on zims date
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played nine
He played wack wack on his behind
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home

This old man, he played ten
He played yank yank once again
With a knick-knack paddywhack, give zim a bone
This old man came stumbling home
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:42 PM
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Sung to the tune of
All You Need is love


Skates, skates, skates.
skates, skates, skates.
skates, skates, skates.

There's nothing you can catch that can't be caught.
Nothing you can buy that can't be bought.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to fish for skates.
It's easy.

Nothing Zim can catch that can't be caught.
No skate you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be like zim in time.
It's easy.

All you need are clams.
All you need are clams.
All you need are clams, clams.
Clams are all you need.

(instrumental)

All you need are clams.
All you need are clams.
All you need are clams, clams.
Clams are all you need..

Nothing zim can know that isn't known.
Nothing he can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.

All you need are clams.
All you need are clams.
All you need are clams, clams.
Clams are all you need.

All you need are clams (All together, now!)
All you need are clams. (Everybody!)
All you need are clams, clams.
Clams are all you need.
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need (Clams are all you need).
Clams are all you need.
Yee-hai!
Clams are all you need.
Clams are all you need.
Yesterday.
Clams are all you need.
Oh
Clams are all you need.
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
Clams are all you need.
Clams are all you need.
Clams are all you need.
Clams are all you need.
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:20 PM
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Zim couldn't use his old tub
so in the bay he went rub-a-dub
no fear of fish takin'
the bait he was shakin'
they wanted a worm not a grub



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Old 05-23-2009, 12:07 AM
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edit* SJ
wrong forum dufus

https://www.stripers247.com/phpBB2/sh...=10103&page=10



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Old 03-31-2010, 11:17 AM
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http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/midi/camptown.mid
Its raining like a bitch and i need coffee
Im so sick of idiots its crazy
spammers and windbags get me down
do da

I need a laugh lifes a bitch
it wont stop the rain or got me a fish
but do da do da
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Old 10-09-2010, 01:20 PM
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continued


http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/midi/camptown.mid

his name is zim and its no a whim
do da do da
peeple say that he's just dim
oh de dio da day

lookin around he found some dung
do da do da
to tie up flies for the fall run
Oh de doo da day

Knowing hes fished all night
Knowing he works all day
I bet my money on a fat old bag
Its not his fault he's gay
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