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Old 10-06-2007, 11:32 AM
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The limerick spot sure had its time
if you wish you can add a rhyme
to where they splash and they splish
I'm off to catch fish
I'm in NEED of a fresh shot of slime
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:54 PM
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last saw you wiz was a short time
you fished too long my palomine
the new wife exclaimed it was a crime
shut you up like a friggen mime



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Old 10-06-2007, 11:59 PM
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jim, delete the unsavory ricks
we went overboard us juvenile pri$#s
as usual i and some blew up this thread
lest some folk read them i do dread
so delete them lord skunkus oh googin extrordinaire
and oh btw please do cut your hair.



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Old 10-07-2007, 12:10 AM
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180 proof drinks he did not nurse
so paulie longwand decided to curse
they became quite unexpectedly terse
so the limericks took a turn for the worse
hence the blue room creation for verse

(weak) the blue rooms are funnier.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:15 PM
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Ah yes.....the Blue Room is more fun
it don't matter what shell's in your gun
just shoot from the hip
pull the ring from the tip
toss grenades and "just get 'er done"


I've been following this mankind thing.....so far, no one makes it out alive.
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Old 01-23-2009, 10:30 AM
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Its winter time and im friggen cold
It must be cause im gettin old
But the thread needs a bump
so i can bust on the hump
whos workin and dreaming of skate

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Old 01-25-2009, 10:23 PM
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ah so you think you are funny
you docile and reformed friken rummy
may you grimmace in pain
when the hemhorhoids get game
as your dipped by that ole homeboy dummy



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Old 01-26-2009, 09:08 AM
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You slipped and hit your head
before you passed away
the last words that you said
were -please dont bury me
dump my ashes in the sea
put my skunky socks in a ceder box
and send them to my darling Audrey
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Old 01-26-2009, 09:11 AM
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oh what a dope
you big friggen mope
please go get some soap
so the poor googs can cope
because your their only hope
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:55 PM
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sleepwalking one early calm evening
drueling wet dog while grunting and seething
to the nursing home ye did go
perhaps ye will cornhole ole grandmother flo
o'er she'll nob ya as if she were teething,
ole granny i can't get into your bump
don't worry jimmy, i can fix that you dunce
wow, it works granny it works
but how? is the quirk?
peeled the scab so you could slide thru the pus!



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Old 01-28-2009, 08:24 AM
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the boy needs a drink
a psychiatrist and meds
hes not right in the heads
his winkie turned green
after diddling a queen
sometime around holloween
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An Homage to Paulie Oats and Jimi4390




Sung to the tune of camptown races


The Princess and the Doofus

The Princess and the Doofus sing this song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Stayed in bed for five days long
Oh, de doo-da day

Jimi and Zimmy - its a lock
Doo-da, doo-da
had a butt like Jenny from the block
Oh, de doo-da day

Knowing he stinks all night
Knowing he stinks all days
I bet my money on a tarded nag
Somebody fished both ways

He went down -to the fishing hole
Doo-da, doo-da
came back home with his ugly pole
Oh, de doo-da day

Somethin about it just aint right
Doo-da, doo-da
lookin for princess - his pants too tight,
Oh, de doo-da day

Knowing he stinks all night
Knowing he stinks all days
I bet my money on a tarded nag
Somebody fished both ways

(instrumental)


Paulie shared a beer with a bum
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
camptown races he'd Ho hum
Oh! de doo-dah day!

Freekin losers all night long
Doo-dah! Doo-dah!
The princess and the Doofus have their song
Oh! de doo-dah day!

Knowing he stinks all night
Knowing he stinks all days
I bet my money on a tarded nag
Somebody fished both ways
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Old 02-03-2009, 07:18 PM
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Try again LOL

Once was a striper from Boston
Bragging when nobody caught him
Swam to the South, the Chesapeakes mouth
There he was poached and they bought him
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:59 PM
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sung to oh susannah>>

censored - sore loser



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