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08-28-2007, 11:13 AM
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Old Salt
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
teach us old man how to catch
on my coatstrings you all are to latch
neath the exterior griz
oh that crafty joe wiz
evil molesting sure was to hatch.
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08-30-2007, 06:43 PM
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First Mate
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: S.I.N.Y.....TOMS RIV. NJ
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
There once was a dwarf "Stubby" Tate
Went shark fishing as second mate
payed just half fare
but they didn't care
They intended to use him as bait
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08-31-2007, 07:42 AM
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Old Salt
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
the blowfish would speak to joe teasing
pull down your waders old man and stop weezing
so the deed was half done
off the blowfish did run
left him there with his woody a freezing
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08-31-2007, 12:13 PM
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First Mate
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
I've trod where the mustangs and mares pee
been out in the woods where the bears be
but when I see Zim
peeking out from the brim
it's what's under that hat ...that scares me
no prettier sound than a drag in tune.......sing, baby,sing
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09-01-2007, 07:37 AM
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
Too soon to answer....... Adagio not stacatto
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09-02-2007, 12:30 PM
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First Mate
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
Mom's eyes just bulged in her sockets
they went fishing ...not building rockets
while dad's back was turned
the young lad had learned
to wipe bait off his hands....in his pockets
my drag's set properly, in this land of liberty......sing, baby, sing
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09-03-2007, 12:50 AM
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Old Salt
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
i'm sorry joe! 
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09-03-2007, 10:35 AM
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First Mate
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
Not a thing....play the game
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09-03-2007, 03:24 PM
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
right after shellacking
and joe wiz attacking
i'm sorry joe!
says captain zimno
contrite and polite
the experimental fellow
are you sure your allright
or just smoking some yellow
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09-04-2007, 12:24 AM
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Old Salt
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
here ye here ye joe wiz o' hob nob
wilst change thy diaper ye corn hobblin slob?
hense thee shart's hard as brass
thrice cementing thine ass
oer the pier folk are beginning to sob 
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09-04-2007, 12:20 PM
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First Mate
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
I'm not as licked as some people are wishin'
That pier's not just for googan fishin'
for those that will wail
put two hands on the rail
and like your emoticon.....assume the position
my drag's set properly, in this sweet land of liberty.....sing, baby, sing
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09-05-2007, 04:09 PM
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First Mate
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
Might be time to move on.....stir up something new
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09-08-2007, 12:47 AM
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
Down from his lofty tree tower
Striper Jim burst into flower
more prose if you please
throw it out in the breeze
the newest po-et of the hour
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09-09-2007, 10:58 PM
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will work for stripers
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
i just read a few
ive been lookin a while
i got nothing to do...
and i needed a smile
funny as hell
your poems they are
funny like googans
like all of you are....
..sorry guys..i had to step in at some point..
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09-28-2007, 11:17 AM
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Re: Got A Limerick ?
To catch fish like they do on the "telly"
smear some goo under your favorite plug's belly
but,Oh Googan of Sports
you can't reach in your shorts
you're coming up with the wrong smelly jelly
Remember, no good deed ever goes unpunished
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