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Old 08-02-2007, 03:59 PM
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my plastic jesus rides high on the dash
drilled his head out for the tokin' of hash
gave a ride to a priest
he was offended (at least)
now plastic jesus is gone (so's my stash)
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:33 AM
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In the tights that showed off his sauzeech
and the "Cannonball" made the crowds screech
he was dumped by his honey
and now owes alimony
so it's "Once more into the breech"
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Old 08-03-2007, 12:15 PM
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Through the trees Ol' Tarzan was flyin'
picked up his dinner date, promptly at nine
though he flew like a plane
his eyes teared with pain
Jane reached up and grabbed the wrong vine
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Old 08-11-2007, 06:00 AM
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The appendix "thing" done on Louise
was stitched up with wool, in a breeze
everything went sour
when she took a hot shower
now she walks with her head 'tween her knees
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:34 PM
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The jetskis are fast and they're neat
'cept when they blast by your feet
but if you're a sinker thrower
you'll knock 'em over
just lead them like you're shootin' skeet


$#@$#@ !
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Old 08-15-2007, 06:09 AM
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There once was a young man named Greg
wanted sex in the worst way...he'd beg
a broad who was spry
said she'd give it a try
standing up in a hammock ....on one leg
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Old 08-16-2007, 04:22 AM
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A wiseguy named Tony Scungill
with his eyes closed, could tell any fish by its feel
they staightened his locks
burnt three holes in his socks
when they gave him an electric eel
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Old 08-18-2007, 12:04 PM
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There once was an ugly man ( Billy )
who was a magnet for every young filly
looked kinda funny
didn't have much money
must be the wart.....at the tip of his willy
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Old 08-19-2007, 10:15 AM
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The devil picked Jim to give fears
but ol' Jim told him without any tears
why , you ol' so and so
I ain't scared, don't you know
I'm married to your sister, 20years
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:36 PM
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There once was a man named McHale
at the pub had way too much ale
woke up on his pillow
next to a gorilla
and found he was its piece of tail


will you respect me in the morning?
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:33 AM
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A fella named Zim , full o' spunka
tried his flyrod, instead of some bunka
he stood with a grin
midst snappers up to his chin
and his fly was foul-hooked in a skunka

...is it any wonder you're my hero
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Old 08-23-2007, 03:41 PM
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A fella named Zim , full o' silly
tried his flyrod, because he felt chilly
he stood with a frown
realizing his pants were down
and his fly was foul-hooked to his willie
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Old 08-25-2007, 12:45 AM
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tho his fishing days were all to grim
nee'r caught nuttin ole striperjim
tho he pissed and he moaned
when he saw what he owned
as he reeled in a freekin tree limb!



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Old 08-25-2007, 12:54 AM
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joe wiz had a hard load to bear
his dimize left him sunk in dispair
cornholed in his sleep
bruce sent it in deep
left his anus with one helluva tear.
so proctologist inquired within
said "my fingers shouldn;t make you grin"?
he was poised and perplexed
as he removed the indexed
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Old 08-26-2007, 09:18 PM
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On the pier Zim needed a space
put a snapper blue up to his face
took a bite of it's ass
a'front of a young Russki lass
and with a snort ....cleared the whole place


there's more than one way to clear a pier
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