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Old 06-07-2007, 03:35 AM
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There once was a feller named Cass
stuck a harmonica in the crack of his ass
ate beans and cauliflower
played the thing for an hour
that is .....'til he ran out of gas
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:39 PM
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To stop the dog's farts, brainy Paul
plugged it's ass with a shiny golf ball
it blew out with a boom
ricochetted 'round the room
and took out ol' Jim down the hall
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Old 06-27-2007, 12:50 PM
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to get Ol' Rover a bone
but when she bent over
O'l Rover, he drove her
( seems he had a bone of his own)

Yeah...... I know it ain't a limerick....but what the hell
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Old 07-03-2007, 12:04 AM
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Along those lines Wiz....

Little miss muffett sat on a tuffett
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider who sat down beside her and said...
..hey..what's in the bowl bitch!?
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Old 07-14-2007, 12:57 AM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
it's a cinch they didn't go for water



The door's open ......bring it on
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Old 07-15-2007, 09:35 PM
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There once was a man who sent flowers
now he's working those overtime hours
cause the bill's still not paid
and he didn;t get laid
so it's back! to taking cold showers!



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Old 07-16-2007, 11:30 AM
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On the pier that is on the south coastal
you'll find googans throwing bait, ( as most'll )
with the fish all in play
about three casts away
you just smile as Paulie goes "postal"


your ball......kick it back...
three can keep a secret......if two of them are dead
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:51 PM
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I HAD TO DELET THE ONE I DID. BLUE ROOM MATERIAL. SO I WILL RETRY

joe wiz - joe wiz - joe wiz
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joe wiz iz a fuc#[email protected]% JERK



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Old 07-16-2007, 10:59 PM
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wtf....bring it to the blue room zim..i wanna see...
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:05 PM
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joe's my buddy i can;t do that. buy you however? why that;s a whole new animal (and i use the term loosely)



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Old 07-17-2007, 10:01 AM
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Thanks Zim..........What an ego trip ......I've never seen my name used so many times. Well.......except for the indictments.
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:41 PM
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It ain't a limerick, but I'll put it here until some serious silly crap comes to me

I SET OUT TO FISH TODAY

I set out to fish today, it is one of my joys
A gift to me from gramps and dad, I gave it to my boys
As I packed the SUV with all that it could hold
The gear, the food, the drink and bait, clothes against the cold
I was thinking just how lucky I am, given all this much
The memories and knowledge, a glow I keep in touch

I set out to fish today, this trip I'd be just one
It's great to have someone along, it doubles all the fun
But dad has passed and the boys have work and it's ok with me
I still head to the water where good hearts are set free
Souls need time to be alone, to reflect just now and then
Besides, there's other anglers there, y'know, boys disguised as men

I set out to fish today, my mind just took a walk
Back to stickball bats, baseball cards and hopscotch girls with chalk
When I used to take the bike down to the fishing hole
And cut a long green stick to make my fishing "pole"
The hooks inside a matchbook wound with " special" string
Surfaced from my pocket, and finished off the thing

I set out to fish today, I'll always be that lad
The one who lets the small fish go, ( for that , you thank my dad )
That boy sure loves nature, treats it like he should
Whether using bait with patience, or busy throwing wood
When I go to water's edge he's there inside of me
I still hold up my " trophies" for everyone to see

It's great to meet you out there, when I set out to fish
Swap stories of the ones we caught, and the ones that we still wish
I won't be here forever, but I'll see you when I can
If you want to call me something great, call me fisherman
God's gonna have us all someday, for doing the right thing
He'll turn us back to boys, and give us sticks and hooks and string

Joe Wiz '07
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Old 07-29-2007, 09:56 AM
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Bury me in the sand said the chap
It's cool here and I'll take a nap
they left with a grin
and the tide walked on in
now all they can find is his cap
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Old 07-30-2007, 09:49 AM
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Overboard went Jack in the moon mist
a huge man, but accomplished cartoonist
would have been swept away
but who saved the day?
a passerby nearsighted harpoonist
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:05 PM
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It's easy to burn 'til skin peels
easier drunk ( I know how that feels )
I've got EZ-Wider
and a brand new Bic lighter
but having trouble, sir, smoking these eels
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