Got A Limerick ?

[Joe Wiz]

A Marine needing food had no money
fell back on his skill as a " gunny"
his legs got quite sore
bringing eggs door-to-door
seems he targeted the Easter Bunny


Happy Easter all

[Joe Wiz]

There once was a man from Belaire
who was screwing a broad on a stair
on the 99th stroke
the bannister broke
so he finished her off in the air

[Striperjim]

There once was this fellow named Drew
Who fell asleep in the canoe
While he dreamed of his lilly
He played with his willie
and woke with a handfull of goo

[Joe Wiz]

A mountain man during a bender
dropped a bunker into his blender
while it got him quite sick
it spread a marvelous slick
made a quiet cove a fishing splendor

[Joe Wiz]

With a face that would keep her unwed
she said party like you're gonna be dead
I went 5 drinks too far
don't remember the car
woke up with her here in my bed

Argh.....damn

[Joe Wiz]

There once was a young man from Trent
whose d*** was so long it was bent
to save him the trouble
he put it in double
and instead of coming he went

[Joe Wiz]

There was a Paisan on the beach
Hooked a blue when it came into reach
it latched onto his tool
He yelled " Ba-fangool "
Now he's missing a piece of Sau-zeech

[Joe Wiz]

A plugger while cleaning his cave
was buried when the hanging rack gave
with plugs stuck head to toes
" I'll just goodbye, when I goes"
'cause it really hurts when I wave

[Joe Wiz]

Grandma to the doctor said
I'd like Viagra for my husband Ned
Dont look perplexed
I'm not oversexed
it's just so he don't roll out of bed

[Joe Wiz]

" This enema's for you", he wuz tole
But the dude was blacker than coal
The "doc" tried for an hour
Finally rolled him in flour
Made him fart just to find his A**hole

[Joe Wiz]

You betchum Red Rider.........gimmie more

[Joe Wiz]

Their marriage was the priest / rabbi type
the priest blessed their car , adding hype
the rabbi was stunned
so not to be outgunned
hacksawed an inch off the end of the tailpipe

[Joe Wiz]

While waiting for a stall, Mrs. Mason
got anxious and peed in the basin
it swirled round and round
never quite went down
and that's the one I washed my face in

[Joe Wiz]

The potato in the shorts was a stunt
to lure women while out on the "hunt"
but they all ran away
seems I forgot to say
the potato, sir.......goes in the front

[Joe Wiz]

The perfect mate is what Melvin wished
so the operater typed in his list
he said what's the matter?
she said with such poor data
all I keep getting back is a fist