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Old 10-02-2008, 02:59 PM
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Retirement planning…

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

• With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

• With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $44.00 left.

• If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan



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Old 10-04-2008, 02:49 PM
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lol, That's one way of looking at it.
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Old 10-04-2008, 09:24 PM
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Retirement planning…

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

• With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

• With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

• If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $44.00 left.

• If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

• But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan

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