new fishing related illness

[zimno1]

if you have symptoms like the following then be concerned!
A. snap rigs and lures off upon casting on a regular basis
B. cross eveyones lines while fishing next to them
C. loose poles in the drink because of lack of concentration
D.leave bunker in your car and forget to throw it away till it's too late
E. hook yourself on a regular basis
please feel free to add to this list as these and the other symptoms to follow resemble a condition known as BUNKER BRAIN!
as the 247 attending physician i can attest to seeing some of these victims of this horrendous infliction and am on a neverending quest to right the wrongs of such ill people. as doc zimno once wrote. "there is no solace and there is no shame, only you can prevent "BUNKER BRAIN"
so if you see a googan in need of angling medication by all means correct his or her handicap before you too fall victim to his shortcomings.

[Ed White]

I too suffer from BUNKER BRAIN and find that the magic solution is shown in your avatar, choose the medication of your choice from either of those fine dispensers, and apply liberally to the affected fisherman, before the dreaded BIG BAD BUNKER STINKEROO strikes ......
Cures heartache too...... :hic:
Ed

[zimno1]

under no circumstances will the doctor prescribe her lactatious fluids for a remedy for bunker brain! au contraire" bb is a direct result of too much alcohol and not enough equilibrium hense the flipping around after consuming large quantities. will you be so kind as to let me know if you are into bass saturday if you go cause i'd like to come down sunday and try flyrodding in your area.

[ceLtic]

i suffer from: all of the above.



:shrug: :eew:

[zimno1]

don't worry googan :alright: it will get better

[Striperjim]

Aint nothin new about that illness Zim.

Googanitis.

Leave clams in your bucket in the back of the truck then
look out of the rear view in horror as 400 large flies
buzz around happily under the cap.

[ckphelps]

There is a freshwater version

Throwing out power lines for pout fishing and wath the string spindle go sailing past your head and sink into the lake,doh.Worse thing is it was my dad's,sorry.

[jimi4290]

its hard to pay attention when you pull an all nighter. thats when your line wraps around the rod tip, unknown to you, and you set out for a record cast. either a; treble hooks set deep within your flesh or b; your favorite plug goes the furthest it has ever gone, and the retrieve is as fast as you can get to the tackle shop to buy a new one.