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Old 02-16-2012, 01:44 AM
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> A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, naked. Soft music was playing, and
> the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she
> asked.
>
> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
> excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic. He can't get enough of me."
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
> put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
> lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her
> husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so
> provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>
> "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
>
> "Need's ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
>
> Poor guy never heard the gunshot.
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