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Old 11-18-2005, 02:05 PM
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November 17, 2005

Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior, were promoted from Privates to
Sergeants. Not long after, they were out for a walk and Bubba said,
"Hey, Junior, there's the NCO Club. Let's me and you stop in and have a
drank."
"But we's privates," protested Junior.
"We's sergeants now," said Bubba, pulling him inside. "Now, Junior, I'm
gonna sit down and have me a drank."
"But, we's privates," said Junior.
"You blind, boy?" asked Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants
now."
So they ordered their drinks and pretty soon a hooker came up to Bubba.
"You're kinda cute," she said, "and I'd like to take you someplace and
make you feel good-but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
Bubba pulled his friend to the side and whispered, "Junior, go look in
the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the
okay sign."
Junior went to look it up, came back, and gave Bubba the big okay.
Three weeks later Bubba was laid up in the infirmary with a terrible
case of gonorrhea.
"Junior," he said, "what you give me the okay for?"
"Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it said gonorrhea only affects the
privates." Then he pointed to his stripes and said, "But we's
Sergeants!"


I know, I know this one sucked. lol
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