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Old 01-17-2017, 11:36 AM
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The old Jew was sitting on the beach in Florida reading his book when she plopped down next to him on her towel. trying to strike up conversation she remarked " Nice day". He looked up from his book and said " Yes" and went back into his book. Then she asked " Do you come here often?". Again he looked up from his book and answered" First time.....since my wife passed away last year" "Sorry" she said. Then she asked " Do you like pussycats?" At that point he shut the book, tore off her bathing and his and gave her a ride like you wouldn't believe. When they were done she rolled over and asked " How did you know that's what I wanted?". He looked at her ans asked " How did you know my name was Katz ?".
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