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Old 11-11-2005, 01:41 AM
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Friday November 11, 2005

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond
eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but
lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards
the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
"Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in
the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited
him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the
bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many
times during the night.
The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him
breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this
nice to every guy you meet?"
"No, she replied....
You just happened to catch my eye!"
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