2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread! - Page 4

DarkSkies · #46 11-05-2009, 10:36 PM

I had a really effed up week, nothin went right. So I came here for some laughs, the photochops were great.

This Zim character is known far and wide, there's random strangers in Jersey who remember fishin with him years ago. Surely there's more stuff about him that hasn't come up yet? Cmon people let's hear some more!

zimno1 · #47 11-07-2009, 03:33 PM

i think if this happened to me it would've been a bad time for sure. sorry for your discomfort there richie.. have brian take it easy on you next time.....

DarkSkies · #48 11-07-2009, 10:57 PM

Didya notice all these chops are about dudes havin gay sex, or gay dudes, or some phallic symbolism? A shrink would have a field day if you ever sat down on the couch, bro. Just sayin'.

Cmon down to NJ, fish are gettin bigger, give me a shout, you effin freak of nature.

DarkSkies · #49 11-11-2009, 10:51 PM

Having used up 1000 cell phone minutes talkin to this freak of nature this past week,

I wanted to come here and tell some of you mooks why I started this thread. I found out he wouldn't be able to fish for awhile. I thought if that was me, I might think of putting my head in the oven. I thought it we ball busted him a little, it would get his mind off things.

Instead, like good ideas always do, it backfired and the mutant ganja Zimgoog, and Jimi4290, decided to practice their chop skills on me. What a lucky SOB I am.

The amount of thought this guy puts into fishin is legendary. He takes studying the weather, barometric pressure, grids, and pressure variations as they apply to fishin to the most compulsive direction. I have learned a lot talking to him about weather and barometric changes, just wanted to say that for the record.

He's also a Vet, and I wanted to thank him for his service. Its amazing to me they ever let someone that twisted into the Army, they must have been pretty desperate back then.

Anyway, I would hope that there would be some more people here that have the stones to step up to the plate and make fun of this guy. He has a lot of time on his hands now until he goes back to work, it would be a Stripers247 honor to your country to come up with more funny stories about this goofball. So what if he photochops ya, after the first gay photochop, it didn't bother me anymore (that much)

I know someone one this board is holding out. Let's hear some more stories.

striperjim · #50 11-12-2009, 09:54 AM

OK OK I'll bite.
Here's four my favorite photochop of sir ballbuster

zimno1 · #51 11-13-2009, 12:06 AM

this is not the blue room knucklehead????
but me likes that one nonetheless..
btw> rich you kissass! that just makes me wanna give you another hit of some chop material... try this out for size

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striperjim · #52 11-13-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Zimbabwe

this is not the blue room knucklehead????

That is national geographic stuff dude. Not blue room.

DarkSkies · #53 11-14-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by striperjim

OK OK I'll bite.
Here's four my favorite photochop of sir ballbuster

I liiiiiiiike it! It could only be better if you had a pic of him doin pushups between the legs of the hottie on the right. You know she's got some chunky soup down there.

Great work.
And Paulie, ya can't do much worse than the ones ya already put up, it's already been done. One of these days I'm learning myself photochop, and I'll zing it back to ya's.

DarkSkies · #54 11-14-2009, 05:42 PM

Lessee, should we call the dude Zimno or Zimbabwe?

I vote for Zimbabwe!

[Originally Posted by Zimbabwe
this is not the blue room knucklehead????]

Zimno and the Zimbabwe singers, comin soon to a stadium near you!

YouTube- Zimbabwe Legit "Doin' Damage" Music Video

schoolieboy · #55 11-14-2009, 07:55 PM

Blue Room...

BACKBAYJ · #56 11-15-2009, 10:43 PM

I LOVE ZIM FOR BETTER OR WORST

DarkSkies · #57 11-16-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BACKBAYJ

I LOVE ZIM FOR BETTER OR WORST

A little bro-mance, are you sure ya wanna go that far?

I like the guy too, but it's kinda like when you're like picking the crusty scab on your arm, after you fell last week on the jetty and it starts to heal, and you pick it, and it feels good. So I like him in a crusty scab kind of way. Or when ya got a pimple that's bothering ya, and ya finally pop it and the puss oozes out, and ya get some relief from the irritation, sorta like that.

zimno1 · #58 11-23-2009, 10:44 PM

i'd have chopped ya dimwit but it was too easy and i have a better one in the blue room all lined up.

jerseystriper · #59 11-24-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkSkies

Lessee, should we call the dude Zimno or Zimbabwe?

I vote for Zimbabwe!

[Originally Posted by Zimbabwe
this is not the blue room knucklehead????]

Zimno and the Zimbabwe singers, comin soon to a stadium near you!
YouTube- Zimbabwe Legit "Doin' Damage" Music Video

Did you not know Zim had his own website? It's called Gay Zim and here is his logo:

DarkSkies · #60 11-24-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseystriper

Did you not know Zim had his own website? It's called Gay Zim and here is his logo:

Perfecto!!